Vitamin D&D Bottle - Thor Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle 22oz

Doctors recommend sunlight. Your party recommends one more session. Vitamin D&D is the tabletop dietary supplement for adventurers who haven’t seen daylight since session zero and have no plans to start now.

A standard serving includes the following: one session (starting an hour late), with theoretically 40 servings per campaign. Your daily intake includes zero minutes of sunlight, a single nat 20, a staggering 600% of your recommended nat 1s, and 3% of the DM’s four hours of prep actually used. The rest is a proprietary homebrew blend of rules arguments, bard shenanigans, and unresolved backstory. Percent daily values are based on a 2,000 XP diet, these statements have not been evaluated by the Dungeon Master, and the warning at the bottom says it well: container may be a mimic. 

A Canteen Worthy of the Quest:

• 22 oz (651 ml) double-wall 18/8 stainless steel with copper insulation
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 48 hours or hot for up to 12, long enough to survive a full weekend con
• Spill resistant screw on lid with a sturdy metal hand loop for clipping to your adventuring pack
• Powder coated, condensation resistant exterior keeps your character sheets and dice tray dry
• Wide opening for easy pouring and ice cubes
• Fits most standard car cup holders for the drive to game night
• Stands 10.59" tall with a 2.87" diameter
• Hand wash recommended

Perfect for game nights, convention floors, or the rare expedition outdoors where you may encounter the legendary sun. It won’t give you any actual vitamins, but it will keep your potion of choice cold for two full days.

Take one per session. Store in a cool, dark basement. Check for teeth before drinking.