Vitamin D&D Tumbler - Sherpa Vacuum Tumbler & Insulator
Doctors recommend sunlight. Your party recommends one more session. Vitamin D&D is the tabletop dietary supplement for adventurers who haven’t seen daylight since session zero and have no plans to start now.
A standard serving includes the following: one session (starting an hour late), with theoretically 40 servings per campaign. Your daily intake includes zero minutes of sunlight, a single nat 20, a staggering 600% of your recommended nat 1s, and 3% of the DM’s four hours of prep actually used. The rest is a proprietary homebrew blend of rules arguments, bard shenanigans, and unresolved backstory. Percent daily values are based on a 2,000 XP diet, these statements have not been evaluated by the Dungeon Master, and the warning at the bottom says it plainly: container may be a mimic.
Fuel for the Long Haul:
- 11 oz (325 ml) double wall, vacuum insulated stainless steel, rugged enough to survive the table’s clumsiest rogue
- Keeps drinks hot for up to 5 hours or cold for up to 15, outlasting even the longest combat round
- Clear press on slide lid to protect your potion from flying dice and stray Cheeto dust
- Pulls double duty as a drinking tumbler or a portable drink insulator
- Compact 5.31" tall by 3.35" wide, small enough to fit beside your character sheet without crowding the battle map
- Weighs 7.4 oz, light enough to carry from session to session, sturdy enough to feel like a proper relic
Perfect for game nights, convention marathons, or the morning coffee you need after staying up too late. It won’t replace actual vitamins, but it’ll keep your drink at the right temperature while you avoid the sun.
Take one per session. Store in a cool, dark basement. Do not feed after midnight.
More details
- Made with double-wall, vacuum-insulated stainless steel
- 11 oz (325 ml) - height: 5.31" (13.5 cm), width: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- Doubles as a tumbler or a portable drink insulator
- Transparent press-on slide closure lid
- Keeps drinks hot for up to 5 hours, or cold for up to 15 hours
- Product weight: 7.4 oz (210 g)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Floki the DM
- Email: contact@support.shop.flokithedm.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is intended for adult use only. Passes 16 CFR 1303 and California Prop 65 total lead in paints and surface coatings, Canadian SOR/2016-193 and SOR/2018-83 lead requirements, Minnesota HF 4 cadmium and lead limits, phthalate content, and Bisphenol A content; FDA food-contact requirements for the lid and gasket materials (21 CFR 177.2420, 181.32, 177.1210); FDA GRAS chromium limits for stainless steel food containers; and 19 CFR 134.11 country-of-origin marking requirements. No warranty.
Size & Fit
- Volume: 11 oz (325 ml)
- Height: 5.31" (13.5 cm)
- Width: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
