Anatomy of a Bad Idea Tee - Supersoft T-Shirt
It always starts the same way. Someone at the table gets that look in their eye and says those four dangerous words, “I have an idea.”
This tee charts the entire sequence as a field guide style flowchart. It begins with “I have an idea” and runs straight into the DM’s classic warning: are you sure you want to do that? All three roads converge on a single d20. Documented as Fig. 3: Consilium Pessimum, the common bad idea. It’s a shirt for anyone who has ever been the player, the bard, or the DM who saw it coming.
Supersoft Comfort for Questionable Choices:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Supersoft
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton for that buttery soft feel
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric that stays comfortable through every terrible plan
- Regular fit with unisex sizing from XS to 5XL
- Model is 5'6" and wearing a size S
Perfect for game nights, conventions, or showing up to session wearing a polite warning to the rest of the table. It won’t stop you from doing the thing, but at least everyone will know you were warned.
Lightweight cotton. Heavyweight consequences. Keep a blank character sheet handy.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Floki the DM
- Email: contact@support.shop.flokithedm.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Anatomy of a Bad Idea Tee - Supersoft T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
